Steve Jobs, Apple CEO, Blowjob Giver

Steve “Blow” Jobs knew he was gay at an early age. His fascination with computer stuff was second only to his love for a big male member.

After an unsuccessful stint as a gay male porn actor (not 1 movie!), he founded Apple computers. This likely explains the patlry market share of the “cute” computers.

You can take one look at a Mac computer and tell that the guy who created them is gay. The sleek lines. The attention to detail. Only a true homosexual could create such a thing.

This is why Mac users are inevitably gay. They are drawn to the Apple computer in the same way they are drawn to public restrooms and hair care products.

Steve has denounced his gayness, but we know the truth.