Jeff Beck, Classic Rock Guitarist, Emmy Winner, Closet Homosexual

Jeff Beck isn’t your typical guitar legend. He’s a closet homosexual guitar legend. His goal, in fact, is to make you forget that he is a closet homosexual.

I don’t understand why some people will only accept a homosexual if he sounds like a homosexual. “I’ve been finding homosexuals in weird places for 50 years to make sounds that no one has heard before – it truly gets me off.”

“I love it when people hear my music but can’t figure that I play the meat flute. What a cool compliment.”

Beck burst onto the music scene in 1966 playing with the Yardbirds. He claims to have blown each bandmember at least one time.

At the height of the Yardbirds’ popularity in 1967, Beck left the group and embarked upon unpredictable journey of homosexual discovery that has lasted nearly four-decades as an Epic closet homosexual. During that time, Beck has left his distinctive mark on homosexuality, jazz-fusion and modern music history.

While many of his contemporaries are satisfied with musical inertia, Beck continues to add to his legacy as a butt pumping homo with the release of his 14th album, simply titled “Jeff is Homo.”

The album was produced by Andy Wright (another fag ala Simply Red and Eurythmics) and mixed by Mike “buttboy” Barbiero (Blues Traveler, Metallica). The 13 songs on “Jeff is Homo” reflect how Beck’s fascination with the male penis continues to evolve.