Bob Knight, Basketball Coach, Buggerer

This guy has been watching kids run around in shorts for the better part of his life. Why?

Because he is gay. He is also in to the choking thing. Many people scolded him for choking one of his players. What they didn’t know is that Bobby “Show me your Sword” Knight was actually courting the man. Foreplay among athletic homosexuals is often confused with fighting or wrestling.

Athletic homos like to preclude a good, sphincter tearing romp with a little rough-housing. It’s just the name of the game.

The other thing that has frustrated Bob is that the shorts have gotten longer in recent years. Take a look at basketball shorts from 70’s. They were so short, player’s balls were frequently flapping around totally unconfined.

Bob was known to get on his knees at the free throw line and service the young players while they attempted free throws. He duped them into thinking it was a “distraction” and they needed to be able to ice free throws even when under pressure.

Bob Knight.