Archives: 2007 November

This guy has been watching kids run around in shorts for the better part of his life. Why?
Because he is gay. He is also in to the choking thing. Many people scolded him for choking one of his players. What they didn’t know is that Bobby “Show me your Sword” Knight was actually courting the [...]

Steve “Blow” Jobs knew he was gay at an early age. His fascination with computer stuff was second only to his love for a big male member.
After an unsuccessful stint as a gay male porn actor (not 1 movie!), he founded Apple computers. This likely explains the patlry market share of the “cute” computers.
You can [...]

Jeff Beck isn’t your typical guitar legend. He’s a closet homosexual guitar legend. His goal, in fact, is to make you forget that he is a closet homosexual.
I don’t understand why some people will only accept a homosexual if he sounds like a homosexual. “I’ve been finding homosexuals in weird places for 50 years to [...]

Okay, I admit it. I’ve never watched a single episode of Dancing with the Stars. And I probably never will.
I came across this chick while flipping through channels. Julianne Hough is a hot dancer with a great, firm body.
I bet she is limber too and could contort herself in some great positions!

FreeMasons. Yeah. Who are these dudes? What is the attraction?
They are homos.
It’s a well known fact that the initiation ritual consists of getting buggered by a senior member. The allure then is for “straight, but gay” guys like Larry Craig (see www.widestancing.com) to join a group of other “straight” guys who like gay sex.

I remember seeing this chick in a James Bond movie when I was a kid and I thought she was hot. Wait, maybe that wasn’t her? That chick was hot too.
This chick should have changed her name a long time ago and she would have been more popular. We Americans like simple names like “Debbie [...]

Most Rap Artists are not gay. This guy is an exception.
Check out these song titles compared to the originals that the record company deleted.
U Remind Me (of a Dude I blew)
I Don’t Know (if i can handle two dudes at once?)
Twork It Out ["twork" is a well known game term like "widestancing"]
U Got It Bad [...]

Okay, so this stuff tastes like watered down anus juice, but it has electrolytes which are crucial for hangovers. DO NOT USE GATORADE AS A MIXER.
It basically works like this:
Drinking depletes the electrolytes from your body.
If you don’t replenish them, you feel horrible.
Despite the taste, Gatorade is loaded with Electrolytes.
So, buy a 32 ouncer before [...]

Enough Said. This chick is hot and she can sing too. I’d like to pin her arms behind her back and bounce her head off the headboard. I bet she likes it rough. She’s from Oklahoma and those trailer girls always like a good boning.
She’s got money too. Some lucky guy will nail that for [...]

This guy is also gay (see Tony Romo Homo), but he is a little bit harder to spot for the untrained eye. He had a sham “engagement” while he was on the Dancing with the Stars show (he paid chick to lie for him as Americans don’t vote for gay race car drivers), but she [...]