Martina Hingis Cocaine Tennis Player

I can’t decide if she is hot or not? This is the best picture I could find of her. She is hot enough. I bet she is a monster in the sack too. She’s a big burly chick with a tight ass, big arms and a forehead big enough to crack ice blocks with.
Apparently, a [...]

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Review of Charlie Wilson’s War

Charlie Wilson’s War is a compelling movie that details how a playboy congressman, a CIA agent and a beautiful socialite combined their efforts to speerhead the most successful covert operation in history.
The movie has top name actors: Tom Hanks, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Julian Roberts. There is an undeniable undertone of man love between Hanks [...]

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Roger Clemens Likes Playing with Balls

Roger Clemens is probably one of the best pitchers of all time. Apparently, baseball isn’t the only ball sport at which Roger excels. There are rumors that he is going to begin a gay porn career after his baseball days are over. We haven’t heard a lot of details, but supposedly he likes dressing up [...]

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Hugo Chavez, Trotskyist, Faggot

Hugo Chavez is a Trotskyist which means he is an arrogant, intellectual homosexual. Arrogant homosexuals use boring talk to lure other homosexuals into a false sense of security and then…
 BAM!
Hugo shoves his rigid member into the yawning mouth.
This is how he came to power into whatever terd country he runs.

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Bob Knight, Basketball Coach, Buggerer

This guy has been watching kids run around in shorts for the better part of his life. Why?
Because he is gay. He is also in to the choking thing. Many people scolded him for choking one of his players. What they didn’t know is that Bobby “Show me your Sword” Knight was actually courting the [...]

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Steve Jobs, Apple CEO, Blowjob Giver

Steve “Blow” Jobs knew he was gay at an early age. His fascination with computer stuff was second only to his love for a big male member.
After an unsuccessful stint as a gay male porn actor (not 1 movie!), he founded Apple computers. This likely explains the patlry market share of the “cute” computers.
You can [...]

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Jeff Beck, Classic Rock Guitarist, Emmy Winner, Closet Homosexual

Jeff Beck isn’t your typical guitar legend. He’s a closet homosexual guitar legend. His goal, in fact, is to make you forget that he is a closet homosexual.
I don’t understand why some people will only accept a homosexual if he sounds like a homosexual. “I’ve been finding homosexuals in weird places for 50 years to [...]

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Julianne Hough Dances with Wolves

Okay, I admit it. I’ve never watched a single episode of Dancing with the Stars. And I probably never will.
I came across this chick while flipping through channels. Julianne Hough is a hot dancer with a great, firm body.
I bet she is limber too and could contort herself in some great positions!

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FreeMasons – Notorious Butt Pirates

FreeMasons. Yeah. Who are these dudes? What is the attraction?
They are homos.
It’s a well known fact that the initiation ritual consists of getting buggered by a senior member. The allure then is for “straight, but gay” guys like Larry Craig (see www.widestancing.com) to join a group of other “straight” guys who like gay sex.

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Paulina Porizkova (sp?) is Friggin Hot (still)

I remember seeing this chick in a James Bond movie when I was a kid and I thought she was hot. Wait, maybe that wasn’t her? That chick was hot too.
This chick should have changed her name a long time ago and she would have been more popular. We Americans like simple names like “Debbie [...]

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